It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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