Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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