You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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