Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
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