We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You are a booty call, not a friend.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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