Me. At least after what I've been through.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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