eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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