yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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