need another drink. this is the easiest way
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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