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Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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