Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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