super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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