he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I believe in your delicious
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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