What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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