hell yes lets make some ravioli
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We're using joints as your birthday candles
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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