am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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