Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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