Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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