No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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