this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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