I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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