That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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