Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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