but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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