okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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