let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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