I wanna passion pit in your ass
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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