I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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its like you know when i get waxed
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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