I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
