the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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