Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
