if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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