Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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