There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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