you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Is Oprah even human
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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