come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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