So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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