we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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