A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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