My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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