People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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