all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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