I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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