My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Randomize
