we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Randomize
