So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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