Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
