so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
