i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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