Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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