Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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