I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Blood and glitter go together right?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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