Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Randomize
