idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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