I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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