it wasn't lemon gatorade
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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