Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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