we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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