I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Congratulations! We have a period
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