He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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